"Because I said so! That's why." But I’m willing to bet that no mom ever expected that she
would ever utter the phrase "It's pronounced orange, not orgy."
I keep a notebook full of things that I find my daughter saying.. Things that you just cannot make up.
After, a conversation with Cody, we got to thinking about all the randomness that we have had to say to her..
here are a few of our favorite and not so favorite things! Enjoy! (Feel free to share your own) :)
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| This is the face I get daily! |
MY FAVORITE, LICKING!
(When it comes to licking, parents expect to say "Quick! Lick that ice cream cone before it drips everywhere." ) Not the following:
"Stop licking the windows!"
"Please stop licking my tattoo, it doesn't wipe off."
"Let's not kiss the garbage can, okay?"
''People don't lick themselves clean.''
''Just because Dora has an ice-cream cone on the TV does not mean that you can taste it."
RANDOM:
''I know it hurts, but I will not kiss your butt.''
''No, HE doesn't have a baby in his tummy..''
''You can't marry Daddy; I got him first.''
''Stop it! Your foot keeps lifting up my skirt.. It is not funny!''
FOOD:
''What if I spit in your drink?''
''Those aren't trees, they're broccoli.''
''Don't put the chips back in the bowl after you've licked them.''
''Take your hands out of your pants and eat."
"Get your feet out of the Jell-O!"
"Green beans do not make good pets."
"You have to use your spoon! You are not a Dog! I mean it, don't try to lick up your food!''
''No, i don't think a ketchup and peanut
butter sandwich sounds like a good idea.''
"Do NOT share your sucker with the dog."
HYGIENE:
''Your sleeve is not a tissue..''
''You shirt is not a napkin.''
''No arguing! You cannot run around butt naked!''
''It is not nice to pick other people's noses''
''You cannot wear your socks in the tub.''
"I told you before, I don’t like it when you put my deodorant on the dog."
And, of course:
I'll love you no matter what!!!
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